Top Ten Break-Up Phrases

Breaking up is hard to do? Not with these fun filled break-up phrases!

1. Oh did I say I liked you? You must have heard me wrong.
2. I've decided to make some changes in my life, and start hanging around nice people.
3. I don't recognize you anymore. No really, um, who are you?
4. I'm looking for something more like a Harold and Maude type of relationship.
5. I love ya but, everyone I know hates you.
6. What? We're a couple? Since when?
7. I'm committed to a new commandment; Though shalt not keep company with those more dysfunctional than thyself.
8. Snoogy woogy: Cuddly wuddly can't snuggle anymore, ...never wever.
9. I'm breaking up with you after my birthday so I can get my presents, K?
10. It's not you, it's me, ...I just don't like you.


Kirk said...

Hmmmmmm, it is all starting to make sense!!!!! Run or a fast walk!!!!!!

Kirk said...

Kirk is the guy behind the guy, know knows the guy, that makes it all happen. He is talking the smartest girl in the world!!!!!!

ALittleGuitar said...

"Yeah, I said I love you but now I'm saying I un-love you."

Mortimer S Mortimer said...

Give me back my bananas!

Anonymous said...

Lucky Me!!! i never had an experience even one of those top ten Break-up Phrases
except for this

"I am sorry I'm just a little confuse,I Love You but Good Bye!!" WTF.. lolz....

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thank you in advance

Johnny Hollywood said...

"When I think about it... I actually never loved you!" I said it, I broke a heart, I regret being so harsh, but I just couldn't find something more sincere.


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