Breaking up is hard to do? Not with these fun filled break-up phrases!
1. Oh did I say I liked you? You must have heard me wrong.
2. I've decided to make some changes in my life, and start hanging around nice people.
3. I don't recognize you anymore. No really, um, who are you?
4. I'm looking for something more like a Harold and Maude type of relationship.
5. I love ya but, everyone I know hates you.
6. What? We're a couple? Since when?
7. I'm committed to a new commandment; Though shalt not keep company with those more dysfunctional than thyself.
8. Snoogy woogy: Cuddly wuddly can't snuggle anymore, ...never wever.
9. I'm breaking up with you after my birthday so I can get my presents, K?
10. It's not you, it's me, ...I just don't like you.
Friday
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6 comments:
Hmmmmmm, it is all starting to make sense!!!!! Run or a fast walk!!!!!!
Kirk is the guy behind the guy, know knows the guy, that makes it all happen. He is talking the smartest girl in the world!!!!!!
"Yeah, I said I love you but now I'm saying I un-love you."
Give me back my bananas!
Lucky Me!!! i never had an experience even one of those top ten Break-up Phrases
except for this
"I am sorry I'm just a little confuse,I Love You but Good Bye!!" WTF.. lolz....
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thank you in advance
"When I think about it... I actually never loved you!" I said it, I broke a heart, I regret being so harsh, but I just couldn't find something more sincere.
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